We live in a fairly new subdivison. New houses are being built on the regular. So that means we get door-to-door sales people every couple of days. It is especially bad in Spring and Summer. I mean we get people that desperately try to get us to come to their church. We have been hasseled by the Jehovah Witness members. You say no and they think that means come back tomorrow! Oh and can we say I will pull out my pistol the next time a Kirby Vacuum salesman offers to vacuum my house! They still want to stay after they see I have laminate floors!!! You name it! Meat salesman are coming atleast twice a week now. Magazine salesman are evil! WAH WAH I need to go to Italy! So what! I need to feed my baby, answer the phone, clean my room, take a shower, and excuse will I try to hold my dog back a-hole!!! It never stops. So this is the sign I made for my door:
We already go to a church.
We don’t need any frozen meats.
We especially don’t need a vacuum.
We are NOT buying.
What do you think?
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8 years ago