I was brushing her hair after her bath. She looks at the brush I am using and says, "Hey that is a Pine Cone." I laughed and laughed and said, "No sweetie, you mean Fine Tooth Comb".
Sheridan was laying on the couch with the baby, feeding him a bottle. She said, "Mom, I am tired. I don't want to feed him anymore." I said, "Ok. Give me the bottle". Then as Sheridan walks away, she looks at me, holds up her hand, and says, "you bit the hand Marty, you bit the hand". (That line was from the movie Madagascar)
And lastly, Sheridan and I are watching Crocodile Dundee. She turns to me and asks, "Mommy how do those green sharks grow?" I said, "Green Sharks?" She said, "Yes, the green sharks on this movie." I then realized she was talking about the Crocodile. LOL.
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7 years ago